Talks about himself-a lot.
Fancies himself Sir Lancelot.
Though His Kingdom’s kinda neat.
Got every kind of coffee treat.
Even cookies should you desire.
And a fireplace—with fake fire!
Should you come in to see his Lair,
Be mindful of his charm and flair.
Cause you’ll be in his dental chair
more times than you wish, or even care.
A simple filing could become
One that needs
to be re-re-done!
All at your expense, of course.
Probably ‘cause “you didn’t floss.”
Take my advice and go elsewhere.
And if you’re on a budget beware!
It costs a lot to float this ship.
It cost a lot to dress real hip.
To find a guy that’s truly good,
you’ll need to leave his neighborhood.
All you’ll find is you’re paying the rent.
You’re money, time and sweat---
These all could be much better spent.
About Front Desk: They're pretty good. 5 stars.
Front desk:
Hygiene rating:
About Hygienist: She's pretty good. I have to give her 5 stars.
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